>instant noodles
>need to wait 5 minutesFake: false advertising
Gay: noodle suckingThe noodles are instantly there the moment you open the lid, they’re just not instantly cooked. 😌
Bruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you’re on about /s
Well if they’re there the whole time they’re hardly instant, are they?
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present noodlesInstant noodles: cast on any player’s turn. Summon a food token.
That is nonsense. I usually wait only three minutes. Five’s a fucking eternity.
I just eat the noodles and chase it with a glass of boiling water.
Actual instant noodles. On hard mode.
Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable
If anything, it should give one reason to paws and think about how badly it can go wrong
I mean, there’s precedent
It’s made me remembered The classic
Anon gets nutrient deficiency
(Instant Ramen is worse than Fast Food)
