Good thing we’re facing the Giant squids

actually the Giants and Raiders BOTH dont have mascots which means the Jets are eligible to beat them both.

The Raiders seem like human the guy with the eye patch but it’s possibly just a human looking creature it could even be an alien “Raider” they dont have an official mascot

The Jets are only losing 4 more games the Commanders, Texans, Patriots again and Chargers

If this turns into some coin shit this sub is cursed.

so this raises the question: who on our remaining schedule counts as animal mascots?

obviously we’ve got the bills (again), dolphins (x2), and falcons. do the chargers count? they used to have a horse. what about the texans?

then there’s losses to the raiders, commies, and patriots (again). probably the browns too since they’re named after a person. the giants are a question mark

seems like we could be anywhere from 7-10 to 10-7 by the end of the season

Apparently there are 4 teams without official NFL mascots, Chargers, Jets, Giants and Packers. I would’ve thought the teams would have monetized it over the years but guess not.