“You think you can do whatever you want because your corporation is a universitey! This country was founded on the ideas that one corporation couldn’t hog all the slaves while the rest of us wollow in poverty! screw you sah, Im going home!”

So poigant, when you look at how we function in many facets of modern society. Not that people don’t get paid, but that “paid” means less and less over time.

also “moral teflon”.

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    My favorite underrated quote:

    “NO. Goths are cynical, emos are nihilists!” “Wait I thought we were nihilists?” “What? Whatever it doesn’t matter.” “See look you’re nihilist” “Oh damn you’re right.”

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    I love Cartman’s slave owner voice impression.

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    You have some mighty strong lookin workahs here sah! I’d be willin to offer yah forty for two-a the white ones and FIFTY for the blacks!

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    1 year ago

    “Matthew Broderick, are you upset your wife is made fun of so much in the book?”

    “Well, OBVIOUSLY, I just think it’s wrong to make fun of anybodies physical appearance. My wife is a beautiful woman, and I know that most people agree with me!”

    “Uh-huh, and Matthew, how come a transvestite donkey witch is standing next to you, and why is it wearing a dress?”