Let’s get out and vote!

Let’s make our voices heard!

We’ve been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd

It’s democracy in action

so put your freedom to the test!

A big fat turd or a stupid douche

Which do you like best?  

I…broke the dam.

“Matthew Broderick, are you upset your wife is made fun of so much in the book?”

“Well, OBVIOUSLY, I just think it’s wrong to make fun of anybodies physical appearance. My wife is a beautiful woman, and I know that most people agree with me!”

“Uh-huh, and Matthew, how come a transvestite donkey witch is standing next to you, and why is it wearing a dress?”

Yeah, pound my monkey hole, Richard!

Oh no! Ghosts! You didn’t tell us this town was HAUNTED!!