I’ve just been suspended for leaving a QP match one time too many. This would be fine except for the fact that I left at the very beginning of the match before the select hero screen even finished counting down. That, and the fact that the reason why I left the matches every single time was because BLIZZARD KEPT PUTTING ME IN 250 MS SERVERS. I AM NOT GOING TO TORTURE MYSELF AND MY TEAMMATES BY BEING A WORTHLESS FUCKING BURDEN BECAUSE BLIZZARD CAN’T BE FUCKING ARSED TO PUT ME IN A SERVER WHERE I ACTUALLY BELONG.

The lootbox system might as well not have left because queuing for this fucking game is a random fuckfest and I have to pray to RNGesus, praise be His name, on my fucking knees in front of a motherfucking altar to get a 60 ms or lower server.

So either they give us a grace period to leave QP games RIGHT at the very beginning of the match unpunished so people who get the short end of your fucking stick can actually leave. OR. NOT put is in these GODDAMN servers in the first place.

I’m going to go on a somewhat related tirade now.

Blizzard, do you just think South East Asia doesn’t exist? First you make us play in the Americas region for some odd fucking reason because apparently it’s too complicated to put South East Asian players in the ASIAN REGION. God forbid you acknowledge that Asia is FUCKING HUMONGOUS and just give us fully separate regions. Ok fine, it’s been this way for literal years now and it’s just a minor gripe. I can swallow this pill. NOW after a patch or two, I find myself regularly playing in Tokyo and Korean servers WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE IN THE ASIAN REGION instead of GSG1 (singapore) servers WHERE I FUCKING BELONG. Fine! Fair enough! I guess that means Blizzard finally whipped out the fucking world map and found out that South East A S I A is actually in A S I A, which meant they put the Singapore servers for players who tabbed into the Asia region. Good! God knows Blizz could’ve whipped out worse things in their workplace. Ok, I switch to Asia, maybe now I can finally play in Singaporean servers and enjoy the game? WOAH woah woah, not so fast buster, what, did you think we wanted you to have F U N? I STILL get placed into a goddamn Tokyo/Korean server and deal with 200+ MS only except NOOWWWWW I get Taipei every so often which gives me 180 MS instead!

WHOOPITY FUCKING DOO-DA BLIZZARD!

I went from 250ms to 180ms! Congratu-fucking-lations, you only have 120 MS OR SO MORE TO GO, YOU FUCKING BIDETS.

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!I want you all to know that this has been a very therapeutic experience, and I feel much better. Thank you.!<