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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon gets lunch

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Anon gets lunch

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • heavydust@sh.itjust.works
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    Today, OP was an idiot. Again.

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      That’s Anon’s curse, every day.

  • unknown1234_5@kbin.earth
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    I did something like this. I was sitting in the pool by my dorm for like an hour just kinda staring at a tree and a group of people showed up. after a bit one of the girls asked me my name and told me hers and my stupid ass said “ok”.

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      You left her on read IRL

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        her friends kept trying to get her to ask me to come over to the side of the pool they were on after that too.

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    I don’t understand. What is the hoodie? I can’t really read the letters. Just looks like generic anime girls.

    • Adincar@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I found it, it’s hololive advent, gen 3 of hololive’s EN vtubers. Fuwamoco from this generation won vtubers of the year so they’re pretty popular at the moment.

      The hoodie itself is from omocat, I actually have a few of their designs myself. Here is a link.

      • Anivia@feddit.org
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        Knowing that context the girl may actually be making fun of Anon.

        But it’s a greentext so it’s fake and gay anyways

        • shortrounddev@lemmy.world
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          No, Asian girls are into this shit too

          • Fonzie!@ttrpg.network
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            LMAO they’re not they’re into lean-buff, babyface Korean actors and anime guys.

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              Yes? And the sweater the OP wore was an anime sweater

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        Omocat themselves? But screw them, they are a bad person iirc.

    • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I can see Biboo, Shiori and Nerissa, so it must be Hololive merch. Maybe it says “Holo Advent”, Advent is the name of the group those three are in.

  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    Hope someone on the replies told him that they were flirting with him, so next time he recognize it.

    • Steve Dice@sh.itjust.works
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      Someone that insecure would have fucked it up anyway.

  • daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world
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    another example of middle-school anon pretending to be in an adult situation to avoid being underage b&

    • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Just another Tuesday

  • don@lemm.ee
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    Another day of anon being an absolute idiot is like another day of breathing air.

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    Anon, you dummy, she liked you!

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    If you go outside with that hoodie and don’t expect to be humiliated re evalueate your decisions.

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      I think it’s neat.

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        The prosecution against the hoodie rests.

      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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        totally heard this in marge’s voice in my head.

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      Unless someone is wearing a hentai shirt or something who cares? Just let people enjoy what they like without judgement

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        I’d say it is less about not letting them enjoy their interest and more about wearing anime girls on their clothes. That just isn’t appropriate outside of maybe conventions and your own home, at least it is not perceived that way by most people.

        Now you could argue that one shouldn’t give a fuck about what anyone thinks, and that’s valid, but misses the point.

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          The idea of appropriate clothing outside of like shirts with swastikas or pictures of murdered babies on them is bullshit. Your delicate sensibilities shouldn’t dictate my sense of self expression

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            See the second half of my comment. Thats totally valid, you do you and whatever else you feel like expresses yourself, but that also gives people the freedom to judge you for how you present yourself. That is the whole point of appearances, evoking images and associations in other people’s minds.

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              Of course, you are free to feel whatever you want. How could I possibly stop such a thing. What I mean is if you decide that I need to adhere to dress code based on it you can go fuck yourself.

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                I don’t “decide” on what others have to wear, the point is if you wear anime girl hoodies people will think you’re a massive weeb. If you dont like that, don’t wear that hoodie outside.

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    The hell is a finger wave

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      This, no?

      • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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        Hey there

    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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      I assume he infers. Taking your index finger upright and moving it left and right. In a nuh uh kinda way

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        That’s a finger wag.

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
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          You don’t wag, Jerry! It’s very confrontational. People don’t finger-wag unless they’re really serious. Tell him, Kramer!

          Oh, you dont finger wag, Jerry.

          George: 👉

      • ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com
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        Yes 🤣 that’s what I was picturing

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    female repellent hoodie

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