All the kids at my school smoked weed. Not at the private catholic school next door, though. They all could afford cocaine.
All the kids at my school smoked weed. Not at the private catholic school next door, though. They all could afford cocaine.
Dont let roombas learn how to use machineguns.
Pro gamer move is to set your password as eight asterisks and a space at the end
Zeus feared that with fire, humans would become powerful enough, maybe not to rival the gods, but certainly enough to stop fearing them so much, and to stop relying on them.
Zeus believed (rightly so) that humans who could master fire would undermine his power and control over them. This would be a threat to the stability of his rule over the pantheon.
He wasn’t a loving god, and he never really approved of us to begin with. We were just playthings for the gods, created from the earth, but animated by esssences from the gods (tears, sweat, blood, I dont fully remember) and made in their likeness, with big intellects and free will, but smaller, like dolls.
Then the gods started breeding with the humans and everything went completely to shit.
Use https://fallingfruit.org/ to get free, fresh food. Maybe once a week ill hit up the fruit trees and get a huge amount of free citrus, mangoes, almonds, loquats and fresh herbs (lemongrass, rosemary and lavendar mostly). There is also a ridiculous amount of olive trees on public land in my city, if I had the time and inclination to brine them properly I could probably make 20kg a week during the fruiting season. But I could never use or even give away that much olive.
I havent paid for limes, lemons, oranges or mandarins in years and I consume at least a couple kilos a week.
Queen: “Whos the hottest chick in the land?”
Mirror: “IDK this pretween I guess”
Literally everyone:
The boss is surprisingly down to fuck. He even has condoms and lube in his office drawer.
Ive reached an age where I simply cannot trust a fart. I can be 99% sure its a fart, but Ill still hold it until I get to a dunny and play the porcelain tuba.
I bet she would full send it on a 45 degree slope.
Charles Entertainment Cheese. A fallen angel.
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
And cringe
Back when we lived to the ripe old age of 38.
(Im kidding, I know that was mostly due to infection and whatnot)
sadly gets up from toilet without having gone
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference.
Her not wanting to frick doesnt mean she doesn’t want to se you getting fricked.
Sold a service company for 7… up
Viet Cong. Bad news. Never get out of the boat.