Fuck the haters. Fuck the doomers. This is peak Buffalo football. This is a city of anxieties: how is Byron Brown still mayor and how will he fuck up the next time we have a natural disaster-level snowstorm? Where tf did that Tim Hortons go I swear I saw it here less then a year ago?? How tf is there still construction on Sheridan this late into the Fall??? WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SAY DELAVAN HAS A JUNCTION ONTO THE 33W WHEN THE ACTUAL JUNCTION IS TWO MILES DOWN FUCKING HUMBOLDT??? (This actually just made me late to an appointment 😡). Anyway, Josh is the perfect qb for a city like this. Like, he throws up before every game, gets into his own head constantly, and has an iconic thousand-yard stare after every major mistake? Me too Joshy and I’d like to recommend you my therapist she’s lovely. He’s the guy. He’s OUR guy.

Are we gonna make the playoffs this year? Idk, but I’m still gonna watch every down because at the very least I get to see what fun new ways to lose this team will invent next. We’re gonna get an extremely frustrating “win-and-in” game in Miami week 18 and WERE GOING TO LIKE IT BECAUSE THATS BILLS FOOTBALL BABYYYYY.

Bills are the new chargers, the mafia is the new cowboys fan base (bro it’s definitely our year bro I swear), we have an interim OC, McDermott is on the hot seat, but still. Bills by a billion.

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    1 year ago

    We lost to the pats, the Broncos, arguably lost to the NYG. But we are going to beat Philly, Dallas, and KC? i love you, but you’re crazy. Its on to next season man.

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    1 year ago

    Every year I said it’s SB this year. Even before 17.

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    1 year ago

    BY A BILLION.

    It’s always darkest before the dawn!

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    1 year ago

    4 superbowl dissapointments, this team hasn’t scratched the surface yet.

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    1 year ago

    This is my new favorite take. I live in Rochester, but it still applies perfectly.

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    1 year ago

    Your blind, unreasonable dogma is fun to read, but ultimately the smartest thing to do is accept reality: This team sucks and the only way to fix it is to nuke the entire coaching staff.