Shiiiiiiiiiit. I WISH I was Tom Brady. Can I be? Is that an option? Do I have to fill out some kinda form?

At the low low price of passing on CJ Stroud, a couple first round picks, and whatever pick(s) it’s going to cost to get a real quarterback.

I see him living in house with the likes of Tony Lip’s family from The Green Book in an early scene when they’re watching a Yankees game and Roger Maris hits one out of the park.

Not surprising. You’re going to go from old to young and back again. It’s cyclical and not at all surprising.

No. That time was weeks ago.