What’s the matter, dawg? You embarrassed?
This guy’s a gangster? His real name’s Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence’ parents have a real good marriage
This guy don’t wanna battle, he’s shook
Time to rename the franchise the New Jersey Football Giants.
A classic mammone. Every Italian boy lives with his mom until he’s married.
Never will I understand what’s so bad about living with your parents rent free and stacking money in your early 20s
I definitely think the stigma has lightened up in the last 5 or so years with wages and rent being what they are, but I definitely would advise young people to try to have their own place if they can swing it, even if that means having roommates. It’s a big, necessary step in life and I think it’s good for young people to taste that freedom well before having to worry about marriage, kids, whatever else usually comes for people soon after. There’s no shame in not doing that if you can’t/don’t want to, but my relationship with my parents became infinitely better once I wasn’t living under their roof anymore and I don’t regret dealing with roommates in exchange for being able to call my own shots.
In the economy/age we live in now, anything else is hard. Making student loan payments and rents just out of college is ridiculous now.
“Tommy, tommy, ya gotta get ready fa church. Let’s go, your grahndmutha alreadys got the pork roll ready and ya eggs are gettin cold, sweety, yav got to get up and go.”
“Ma. MA. I TOLJA already. I can’t! I play for the Giants now, I gotta game! I gotta get ta work, ma! You KNÜ this!”
“Ah, so your little game is more important than breakfast with your grandma and your own mother. Fine. Go play ya game, Thomas.”
“At least you’ll be home fuh Sunday dinnah right”?
……
“I’m a terrible motha, my own son, not gonna be home fuh Sunday dinnah”.
oh god all my catholic guilt just came back at once.
I’m gonna go call my mom
“Tommy what’s da matah with you, you’re breakin your muthas hart 🤌🤌🤌”
“I wish the Lord would take me now”
Tommy don’t live with people…people live with him!
I get it. Save that money. He knows his career will not be a long one and this isn’t set for life money.
If the Giants win out I want Tommy to bring the boys back to his house for dinner. Watching his mom cook for the team while they chill in the basement is primetime TV.
Just proof rent is out of control.
Have you seen how much it cost to purchase a house or rent in America? Live with the parents as long as you can, I say.
I mean that’s more than a lot of people make in a year.
TOMMY: I like this one. One WR goes one way, and the other WR goes the other way.
MRS. DEVITO: One’s going east, and the other is going west.
TOMMY: And this coach’s saying, “Whaddaya want from me?” The guy’s got a nice head of no hair. Beautiful. The WR, it looks the same.With how much housing is there, you bet your ass he should live at home. He’d barely afford a nice paid off updated 3 bedroom house on $44,000 a game in that area.
He’d be cooler if he lived with his dad, Danny Devito.
If I made 44k a week uhm I’d probably not live with my dad. But I made much less than that. So who am I to talk.