What the fuck is xg?

Chelsea FC coping mechanism.

Everyone taking OPs words too literally.

Chelsea have performed better against top teams compared to worse opponents.

West “better off without Rice in the team” Ham

Ramsdale “I can’t concentrate”, Jesus “I can’t score”

Is our PR advisor on maternity leave or something?

Messi would 8-2 play in the Bundesliga.

When did Newcastle fans become the most insufferable in the league?

People are calling out shit referring and every Geordie in the world is reacting like you spat on their Nan.

I thought martinelli had a great game 🤷‍♂️

I was very worried about the void left by Xhaka’s character in the dressing room as we have a lot of ‘nice’ personalities.

I think Arteta has given him them memo on this front, he needs to be a leader just as much as Ode, but also bring the aggression with him too.

The Southgate and Rashford love-in is making me nauseous.