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Marketing people at MS:
What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.

Probably a Hindu nationalist

UK has a gift tax. Only up to £3000 per annum is tax free

How would you do that without paying up the nose in taxes? Does he work for his mom’s company who gets a recruitment fee from the club?

Cool.

I’m still on my iPhone 7 and still haven’t found a good enough reason to upgrade. All my productivity work is done on my PC since I work from home. And I have a camera for photos. I’d rather use that money to buy Apple shares.

Fraction of the budget? Depends on how high of quality they would remaster it. If it would be a high quality remake than an animation could easily cost 500k to a 1 million a minute. And remaking it to the quality level of something like the Dragon Prince would be a waste of effort since it would only look slightly better.

Funny there are two video game names on the poster.

I’m pretty sure they priced it that high on purpose. They only want devs and enthusiastic
early adopters to buy this thing. Since currently it has no use case for the average user. Apple is probably afraid that if people buy it now and then realize that they don’t see any use for VR in their life they will never buy a VR product again and Apple will have lost that customer forever. Apple hasn’t found the killer app for the mainstream use case for this product yet and thus they are putting it in the hands of the third party developers.

We also seen it happening with other headsets. Lots of people bought a Quest 2 during the corona pandemic, which triggered the Zuck to invest heavily in the meta verse, and now they are collecting dust and nobody visits facebook’s meta verse . The average consumer doesn’t want to strap on a clunky headset just for games or porn.

Imagine sending death threats over Pokémon. What kind of pathetic clump of cells must they be to do that shit.

Just buy a VR headset. No need for extra limbs

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Bet a board member tried to explain to him what DEI is two minutes before he Xat this Xeet.

Muskrat’s diversity plan is “exploit Indians who rely on Xitter visa sponsorship”

M’Linux

Are you forgetting how often European nations fell apart and had many civil wars and change of government forms? Don’t you remember the Yugoslav Wars? Even the Kingdom of the Netherlands is younger than the United States. The USA has a continuous democracy since 1789

Their god is literally a war god

This guy, Arthur Lee, worked on 1.4 and 1.5.

Barone also got help with the ports. So while he did most of the work and it’s his brainchild he wasn’t the only person that touched the project.

Do you think the Sewer is worth what it sold for?($44 billion)

44 billion is a bargain. Imagine if every turd that has been made and every turd that will be made is worth a dollar. And it doesn’t take a turd whiff to see the value.

Before or after the steering wheel falls off. https://www.theverge.com/2023/3/8/23630358/tesla-steering-wheel-bolt-nhtsa-model-y

Don’t come knocking when the Israeli need a place of refuge.