ElCanut@jlai.lu to Technology@beehaw.org · 8 months agoGreat question Michaeljlai.luimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1499arrow-down10
arrow-up1499arrow-down1imageGreat question Michaeljlai.luElCanut@jlai.lu to Technology@beehaw.org · 8 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareChahk@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up42·8 months agoYou mean Cortana which was a rebrand of Clippy.
minus-squareIWantToFuckSpez@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-28 months agoMarketing people at MS: What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.
minus-squareKit Sorens@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 months agoClippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·8 months agoClippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.
minus-squareDeceptichum@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 months agoI wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoBest I can do is your chest with boobs
minus-squareExocrinous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoFun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoWhat’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoCortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games
minus-squareSkull giver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-28 months agodeleted by creator
You mean Cortana which was a rebrand of Clippy.
Marketing people at MS:
What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s that assistant from Halo, it’s like Clippy but with boobs.
Clippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.
Clippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.
I wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
Best I can do is your chest with boobs
Fun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
What’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
Some dude named Autumn’s dick
Cortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games
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