I was a professional game tester for 13 years, so I found some big ones in my time. But my favorite was DOOM 3 for Xbox. Triggering a cutscene caused the game to memory dump everything else, which despawned every enemy active on the map at the time. So if you memorized where the cutscene triggers were, you could sprint around the whole map, spawn in every monster, and then trigger the cutscene to kill everything without firing a single shot.

Rogue, Shadowgate, and Wizardry.

We have literally no one to replace him. Unless we draft an A+ stud RB in the offseason, you have to extend him or the team really does become 1 dimensional.

Do you want $1000 PS6s? Because that’s how you get $1000 PS6s.

Market competition is a good thing.

I want a Tom Telesco firing.

Put up 6% for Friermouth while hock is on bye and got him. Did not expect that. Also got Brandin cooks for 12% to replace QJ. Both starting this week.

fuuuuuuuck. I fell for it.

Chargers D. They may have lost to the ravens, but they held them to very few points on a -4 turnover day, and the previous two weeks they looked excellent. Going against the New England Trainwreck, I like them a lot.

26 points from Hockenson LET’S GO!!!

I cannot win in picking WRs. Last week Hollywood shat the bed. This week he does okay on my bench but Godwin messes the sheets. Then i went and got cute at the last minute and swapped out keaton mitchell for Quentin Johnston. Whoops. I should have 16 more points now than I do.

Now I need 23 points out of Hockenson to win. Possible, but not a guarantee like 7 points would have been.

Sorry fam. See you next week for another soul-crushing defeat.

Meanwhile, Q isn’t even in the game. Terrible draft.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Keep the pressure on Lamar!

Time for defense to get a pick-6.

Glad herbert’s okay.

OH MAN. For a second there I thought they had that stopped. Damn.

At the half: Cardinals offense: 102 yards. Kyren Williams: 120 yards.

Has there ever been a game where a single (non-QB) player out-gained the entire opposing team?

I was amazed that tyreek fell to me at 12.1. Crushing my league with Tyreek / Diggs / Keenan at WR.

If the music sucks.