Not watching the game, what happened?

😂😂😂😂

Yeah Martinelli’s output is quite disappointing, nowhere near his goalscoring form of last season

Chelsea could be low as 14th next game week. Hopefully not cos we play Wolves but if Brentford get something and Palace and Fulham (unlikely) win their games they’ll be 13th lol

How is this game 3-0 to Man Utd? Proper smash and grab

Garnacho’s goal is incredible it’s just unfortunately in the wrong match

Disgrace that they’re 2-0 up

Need to improve creativity wise. This Odegaard slump isn’t helping, but we are good at controlling games and good defensively. Also I beg our keeps become more confident

Imagine they finish 12th back to back after that amount of spending 😂😂😂

My Nigerian uncle randomly supports Newcastle lol, it’s cos he liked Alan Shearer

Caicedo left this from Brighton

He’s alright, not that good but he’s ok

😂😂😂

Well I hate Chelsea more so 🤷‍♂️

Insane how one game has made the fans here seem to prefer Chelscum winning over Newcastle

Wait shit I forgot they’re Saudi cunts, ISIS vs Al-Qaeda

I really hope Chelsea finish in the 12-14 spot like last year, unfortunately it’s impossible they get relegated by merit of results

Liverpool are like the most victim complex fan base along with us

Our attack has taken a massive hit 😭

It would have to have Emirates Fly Better however

Beauty