My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9
Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me
Why else would it be called teabagging?
Thats how you’re supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption
“Im not trying to be overly sensitive i genuinely just dont get the joke. Explain it to me. Make it funny.”
Ever been to a walmart in a small town on saturday?
Where the only thing to do in town is go to the walmart…
Its that but with enough gas pumps to fuel the military
Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately
They both had the same problem.
Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.
I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?
Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.
I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie
That’s not what the question asked tho
Angular is definitely better for dealing with piss on your keyboard since the extra angle should help the piss roll off
Sounds like the corporation should have paid the first guys more
Ive been trying to figure this out all day and thats not it
Im pretty sure ive conflated parts of Mr murder and a completely different author/book called the mark of the assassin and honestly maybe parts of a 3rd book i havent remembered yet
I read those ~15 years ago
I think ive also ready exactly one koontz book
I think it involved a child genius inventing time travel with something that looked like salt and pepper shakers because his family was being targeted by an assassin for some reason
Also might have been a fever dream not sure
Nah this is real I was there
Trust me im a dentist
Babe wake up new lemmy lore just dropped
Money rots brains
4 strap ons
3 holes in everyone
2 vibrators
And a broken cock for Christmass
Another win for the male-ocracy
Something Something housing should be a right not a business
You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives