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  • 11/22/63 was the book that made me finally quit Stephen King

    Song of Achilles was like watching paint dry

    House on the Cerulean Sea was a huge letdown after Under the Whispering Door (and after not even finishing In the Lives of Puppets starting to think Klune was a one and done)

    Hell Bent pretty much dropped everything that made Ninth House good because this one guy was so special and important and we just have to get him and his big glowing dick back

    The Great and Secret Show was great until the main characters were introduced

    Whalefall was a two short stories in a trenchcoat pretending to be a novel

    Not even going to comment on Prince Lestat it knows what it did


    1. Hugo and Wallace from Under the Whispering Door (still think that book took the cowards way out tho)

    2. Lyon and Anne from Valley of the Dolls (she needs to wise up and leave his worthless ass and he needs to stop gaslighting her into thinking he ever wanted anything more than a hit and quit)

    3. Pat and Tiffany from The Silver Linings Playbook (mostly because nobody else is going to put up with their shit)

    4. Darlington and Dawes from Ninth House (unfortunately Dawes has a severe case of “not the main character” syndrome