“Honey! That weird kid next door is fuckin uh um Uncrustable!”

As an Eagles fan, I think Jason Kelce should be this year’s MVP.

He’s probably gonna be out for at least a month.

How come we always face the Giants late in the season? It seems our games keep getting later and later. At this rate, it’ll be week 17 and 18 next year.

Another flawless game from the Eagles where I didn’t lose my will to live for even a single second.

Milton’s was on yesterday’s report.