Remember, you’re a ghost piloting a walking tent of bone, blood, and flesh using a grey jelly computer running on ConfusedMeat_OS.

As is everyone and everything living that you know.

Broken immigration system. Please bear with us while we turn it off and on again to see if that fixes it.

First a $40 fee just to swipe plastic is stupid, even VISA don’t charge anywhere near that much for the card machine operator. Sorry you have to deal with that.

Also does the US not have smartphone banking apps? Do you have to pay fees for a bank transfer? Is it the landlord setting those fees? I’m confused how a free at point of use system is getting slapped with a fee.

Why does everyone in the US have to write cheques to eachother, wasting everyone’s time going in person to the bank to cash them in? Even my employer just does a bank transfer to pay me my income.

That’s fucking ridiculous, sorry to hear that.

But why can’t your landlord just accept a bank transfer every month you can set up on your banking app? Is this not a thing in the US?

Who the hell is still writing cheques? Does this landlord also contact the tenant by carrier pigeon?

Doesn’t have to be 100% and definitely doesn’t have to completely change overnight. Even a 1% improvement is a victory.

Not surprised about the older generation seeing an increase in suicide rates where, especially for some medical conditions around chronic pain, death is preferable to the NHS waiting list.

As much as I wish we could rejoin or even that Brexit was just a bad dream…

Not going to happen. Not for a generation. Why?

• The EU would not accept the UK back in until there is strong and sustained political desire to re-enter. This alone would be your 20 years or 4 parliament terms.
• The EU would probably want some concessions during the rejoining process including a commitment to adopting the Euro. That alone would be controversial.
• We can still get most of the benefits of the EU without fully joining. For example, the customs union would allow for free trade and free movement.

Yes it is the future!

Like holy shit we could work a deal with the Republic of Ireland and Norway to float so many of these things we could be energy positive (i.e. exporting energy most of the time to Europe via grid interconnects) AND export green hydrogen!!!

You dislike brioche buns because they’re greasy.

I dislike brioche buns because they’re overused by chefs that don’t know how to pair sweet bread with savoury meats.

We are not the same.

Oh yep, don’t forget her bullshit about a woke UK deep state she said on her way out. Give it another 3 years and she’ll have dropped to the level of headline guest at conspiracy conventions.

And the UK tax payer is forking out for her retirement with ex-PM pension she can now draw from! New rule, you’ve got to at least make it 1 year as PM before you qualify for the £100k a year pension.

Instructions were unclear, got myself sent to hell.

Ah yes, the final level of BattleShits.

Too many pixels, I can’t read it.