Other commenters have given you some really good tips but I just wanna add that a huge part of being an Eagles fan is having a visceral hatred for the Dallas cowboys. If you see someone publicly repping then you’re morally obligated to punch them in the nards. Doesn’t matter if it’s a literal toddler you do the right thing and punt little Timmy a good 40 yards.
Other commenters have given you some really good tips but I just wanna add that a huge part of being an Eagles fan is having a visceral hatred for the Dallas cowboys. If you see someone publicly repping then you’re morally obligated to punch them in the nards. Doesn’t matter if it’s a literal toddler you do the right thing and punt little Timmy a good 40 yards.