I thought they had white coats because they take their methamphetamine production lab very seriously.

So you’re saying Rust is the TOOL of programming languages.

One way they could increase the housing supply is by severely taxing corporate ownership of single-family homes (and possibly low-occupancy multi-family homes like duplexes).

Give it a grace period, say… 3 months (to cover the cases where a bank forecloses and is sole owner while the house is auctioned), then charge like 95% tax on market value every quarter.

https://www.natethesnake.com

I agree with you completely, and I’m glad the game exists. It’s just objectively the worst video game I’ve ever played.

Desert Bus.

“asked to resign as part of layoffs”

The sheer audacity. “Please quit so we don’t have to pay you severance or unemployment.” It boils the blood.

Esperanto.

What acute answer.

That last one is hilarious. Imagine having a tiny Sadako running around trying to drown people or whatever, but she’s small so it really just ends up keeping everyone hydrated

Cupful of water appears in your mouth

swallow What the f–… Oh, Sadako, I didn’t see you there. Thanks!

tiny blurblegrowl

The medical term for this is scaroused.

Please remain calm, we are sending paramedics to your location.

I’dn’t’ve said it like that.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

API calls often return json. It’s just a data format.

I unironically love this and would use it as my watch face just to get a reaction from my coworkers. Link?

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I just wish god’s mom would hurry up and plug a vacuum cleaner into the wrong outlet and pop a breaker already…

Rust: You declare the castle type as unsafe and then search for a crate with a rescue_princess function. You discover the princess you rescued is a femboy wolfkin named Pawws. You now have pubic lice and an inexplicable smug sense of superiority.