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I find both gross!

Oysters were supposedly an aphrodisiac. They aren’t but it’s been one of those old wives’ tales since before I was born.

Should be butterfly pasta! We’ve been robbed!

I did not have the brain power to reply so thank you for doing it for me and all of those of us who find it too “normal” to try to answer this for the like 20th time.

It is a very weird place to go on fire!

Just a little spanking, as a treat?

Whoops now I’m a dominatrix. How does this keep happening?

I am dashing your hopes by replying! But I want to say you’ve grown up so well and have lots of stuff to be proud of. Maybe things didn’t go the way you hoped, but you did the best you could with what you had and what you knew at the time, and that makes you a good person in my book.

Suuuuuper pretentious. Needlessly so.

I can tell you’re one of those people who likes to believe they pride themselves on their intelligence, but the truth is, you pride yourself on using it like a cudgel in a vainglorious attempt to feel better than others.

I think we’d be better off if we disengage here.

I also blame this for why my sense of civic duty exists, despite the obviously flawed and ofte. monstrous system I find myself in.

I think it was things like this, honestly, which shaped my sense of humor.

There’s an argument to be made that Rocko’s Modern Life was not for children, but it aired on Nickelodeon in the afternoon, so we watched it. And this is poignant as hell-

R-E-C-Y-C-L-E Recycle!
C-O-N-S-E-R-V-E Conserve!
Don’t you P-O-L-L-U-T-E. Pollute the rivers, sky, or sea. Or else you’re gonna get what you deserve

…I still sing it to myself sadly when I read the news sometimes.

Alright, I’ll bite.

I grew up in Oklahoma and Texas. Didn’t move to Tennessee until my 20s. No, we would not call it “warm water port.” I’ve literally never seen anything bigger than a pond with ice on it. Why would it occur to me to mention it’s warmth?

And where I’m from a sentence like “be slightly more cautious with your linguistic judgements” is the kind of pretentious nonsense that gets you disinvited from the barbecue so I recommend being slightly more cautious your own damn self.

Is this a thing even for people who get regular exercise?

You’ve gotten a ton of amazing answers but to help demonstrate the point made about there being as many opinions as they are people, I prefer my domestically submissive, sexually dominant partner. So there’s even more shades to consider.

In German, “groß” (pronounced the same way as “gross” in English) means “large.”

Now I want to go do an ask pokemon on “if your house cat or dog were an eevee, what would it evolve to?”

Willie Nelson is known for using his for an extended quantity. Which is where the joke is, here. Snoop is known for smoking weed, and Willie Nelson is known for smoking a substantial quantity for longer than Snoop has been alive. For comparison, Snoop is 52. Willie is 90.

I hope this helped.

https://sarahcandersen.com/image/617013471141380096

Then you are appropriately interpreting Gen Z.

Mister Fahrenheit himself.