CCP lies about everything constantly, runs all businesses, and controls the media. This is extremely well documented.

There’s no such thing as modern humor. It’s just the same humor in a modern context. Humans are oddly good at thinking they are smarter and better than previous generations. We’re not. We’ve been exactly the same for thousands of years.

One of them loans you $25, then you regift it.

Pee? Poop and wipe? How’s he get those tight leather clothes on/off? (Apparently not at all.) Does he require food? He does appear to eat. If not. What’s his energy source? This movie left me with so many questions, including the ball scratching.

The emergency services personnel really are a lot more attractive, which is important when I need emergency services!

and thus

Not enough people use thus. It’s a good word.

I was robbed a lot when I delivered pizza.

literally

Saw a documentary a long time ago. He died within a couple days.

I mentioned it because I say “The average person has less than 1 testicle.”… Also The average person has less than 2 legs… 2 arms… 2 breasts… etc. One of my favorite eye rolling stupid joke.

https://www.historydefined.net/sanju-bhagat/

Proof that men can have babies (and adults) inside of them.

Less than that. There are more women than men and some men have less than 2.

Literally, it’s an important point that seems to be lost on many that believe if we just tax the top 10% (who pay 90% of total tax revenue) even more, we can fix all our problems. Every country with socialized healthcare requires every citizen to pay a significant tax to cover the cost. If people are not willing to pay for it, they shouldn’t be advocating for it. But first they have to be educated on the reality of the cost. So yeah, stop saying free because many have no clue.

Free my ass. Tax payer funded. If you’re going to support something, at least be honest about it.

1911? Yeah. We got those.

I’m pretty sure my kids have gotten to 100 on Halloween. They’re tiny, so you’re probably fine.

So coal powered. Awesome.

Arabs got their numbers from Persians. Europeans got their numbers from Arabs.

Zero killed. All copesetic.

I’m a bit worried about the ones that are a lot lower too though.