Even if you actively TRIED to lose, you’re probably holding the Jets to a field goal or a safety.

He’s a fool and not very big on reality.

This is me since like 1993. Was suckered back in once or twice for a half year. They’re a garbage franchise and basically always have been and there’s no reason to think it will ever change. They don’t even find interesting ways to lose. Bad is bad, but bad AND boring? They’re the Mets or the Nets, but without all the “success.”

Grownups don’t switch teams, so basically I just stopped watching football.

What if they played without a quarterback. Has any team ever done that? I know, the Jets in every game in franchise history that isn’t Super Bowl III. But that’s figuratively. What if they literally played without a QB? Couldn’t be worse than Zach or Boyle.

Aaron Rodgers. He’s calling the shots anyway.

Eh… I can think of two less likeable guys.

We’d be 6-2 with Trevor Siemian.

Every mention of Peyton Manning should include the fact he sexually assaulted an athletic trainer and then went out of his way to wreck her career. The guy is a genuine scumbag.

I’ve always bought resale off Tickpick.