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big dick randy

“All in the suddens” but ironically in a German accent

Woah, use commas.

Have you seen Hugh Laurie without his American accent? After only seeing him in House it’s uncanny

Never have I ever seen The Lion King, The Incredibles, any Toy Story movie past 2, or WALL-E.

My friends hate me for this one

It looks like Brian Griffin

Interstellar. I so sincerely regret not seeing it on the big screen.

It’s a joke. Chinese rap. C-rap. Crap. I haven’t listened to it before.

You have K-Pop, but Chinese pop doesn’t exist. Chinese rap (crap) exists though.

Edit: joke. Korean pop- k-pop. Chinese rap - c-rap. I don’t actually think Chinese rap is crap.

Looks normal to me.

Looks normal to me.

Poor Zeno has so many problems

Sounds like lupus.

Short answer: Windows doesn’t let you name a file “con”.

Long answer: Tom Scott video

Good to know, SatansMaggotyCumFart

They say ped-o-phile in America. Maybe you should move to America.

I always get excited when I hear Cave’s lemon speech. Mostly because it’s a good speech, but also because it means the end of the underground section

One specific brand of salmon from my local supermarket that I never found again.