It usually takes me less than 1 minute to notice if my Hard Support is a role queue farmer or not.

Very often, if my Hard Support picks Lion, Lina, Rubick for Hard Support, he is 100% farming role queues.

From this day and until the day I’m alive, I will never play position 1 again.

Pos 5 is my calling.

I will be there for you.

I will pressure the enemy pos 4 @ 1:30 so that I’m able to stack

I will smoke us in base, put up nice wards before enemies arrive

I will be giving you Tangoes without you needing to ping me

I will be trading my life in lane so that you can get kills and I can bring you items

I will pressure the lane at @ 6:00 so that we can take enemy wisdom rune

I will bring you lotuses

If the lane doesn’t go well, I will stack for you and encourage you to not lose your hope

I will buy Glimmers and Forcestaves

I will be playing around my win condition

I will call out enemy vision and ganks

I will be there for you

If you throw games, I will accept that sometimes I throw as well

I won’t take my frustrations into the next game and punish you for something my previous teammate did

Together we will fight and win

  • AnjoDudeB
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    1 year ago

    Bro had me tearing up like a toddler.

    I was once a dedicated Pos 5 like you, until I realized I have more wins when I play Pos 1.

    If my pos 5 sucks, I just get midas and farm until I’m strong enough to win the game solo.

    I miss being a pos 5. Perhaps I should play the role again.