It usually takes me less than 1 minute to notice if my Hard Support is a role queue farmer or not.
Very often, if my Hard Support picks Lion, Lina, Rubick for Hard Support, he is 100% farming role queues.
From this day and until the day I’m alive, I will never play position 1 again.
Pos 5 is my calling.
I will be there for you.
I will pressure the enemy pos 4 @ 1:30 so that I’m able to stack
I will smoke us in base, put up nice wards before enemies arrive
I will be giving you Tangoes without you needing to ping me
I will be trading my life in lane so that you can get kills and I can bring you items
I will pressure the lane at @ 6:00 so that we can take enemy wisdom rune
I will bring you lotuses
If the lane doesn’t go well, I will stack for you and encourage you to not lose your hope
I will buy Glimmers and Forcestaves
I will be playing around my win condition
I will call out enemy vision and ganks
I will be there for you
If you throw games, I will accept that sometimes I throw as well
I won’t take my frustrations into the next game and punish you for something my previous teammate did
Together we will fight and win
Bro had me tearing up like a toddler.
I was once a dedicated Pos 5 like you, until I realized I have more wins when I play Pos 1.
If my pos 5 sucks, I just get midas and farm until I’m strong enough to win the game solo.
I miss being a pos 5. Perhaps I should play the role again.