We’ve only played one team in our division thus far. 😂😂😂😂😂

Is this satire? Are you being satirical? Am I a satire?

Are you pulling my Leg?

/s

It’s not just the team. I’ve been smoking a lot of weed lately.

And star receiver Penei Sewell doesn’t even have one reception.

They are undefeated in divisional play!

The rest of our division is pretty weak

Lmfao i love it

100% in-division success rate though

I’ve been taking a gummy every game since the Patricia era, probably why I’m so high on this team

Can’t say for everybody else though

Also Mondays haven’t been so bad in a while

Why aren’t you high?