That’s the old lions. These are the brand new lions. I’m drinking kool-aid this Thanksgiving
Made up stats. This is like saying lions lose when I stub my toe.
We simply don’t care
Jahmyr Gibbous
The lions always play around noon and not when the moon is out. This is fake news
At first I thought that said waxing Gibbs
Next gen stats.
The Detroit Lions will never, i repeat NEVER, lose 13 straight times on Thanksgiving under a waxing gibbous
Man, I’ve been warning my friends and family about the curse of Waxing Gibbous for years. We might need Jeff Daniels and Peyton Manning to break that curse too!
This is what we mean by BNL. These new Lions laugh in the face of a waxing gibbous moon
Brb going to mortgage the house on a waxing gibbous parlay
I haven’t checked the all time but I know in my lifetime lions have lost a lot of thanksgiving games.
Tomorrow should be different and will be.
Guess they’d better drown Bobby Layne’s helmet in alcohol again.
If Detroit loses tomorrow, this better become a thing.
