• 1lultahaBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    It’s next year and it’s time roll these boys like Sam said!

  • itakeyoureggsBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Alright… get swept by the giants… but beat the cowgirls so they question themselves for the rest of the year. Everyone will wonder how good is the cowgirls team that can’t beat the team losing to the giants! They won’t hear the end of it.

  • root_passw0rdBEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    Sam “Swingin’ Past the Knee” Howell is ready to destroy some Cowboys and hymens.

    And he’s all out of hymens!

  • schmuckmulliganBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    LISTEN HERE, if you can’t get HYPED for a marginal chance to possibly FUCK DALLAS’s season up a little bit in the waning weeks of a lost season, you do not love COMMANDERS FOOTBALL.

  • reddit4neBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Ehh. Its hard to get myself going for this game.

    I just keep thinking about that loss against Seattle, or the GIants, or the Eagles and I get so mad because this could EASILY have been a relevant game with playoffs hopes still alive.

    Now, we’re reduced to playing spoiler for the Cowboys. Which Ill take, but goddamit Ron, you couldnt even make sure we where at least a mediocre team? Thats the only thing you were good for, you at least guaranteed mediocrity. Now we’re just bad, its not even december and playoffs are out of reach. You failed, Ron, you failed us bad.

  • thereisnospoon-1312BEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    Let’s beat the shit out of Dallas or have the wheels fall off completely. Either way I’m here for it!