It’s next year and it’s time roll these boys like Sam said!

I AM SO FUCKING FLACID RIGHT NOW LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alright… get swept by the giants… but beat the cowgirls so they question themselves for the rest of the year. Everyone will wonder how good is the cowgirls team that can’t beat the team losing to the giants! They won’t hear the end of it.

Sam “Swingin’ Past the Knee” Howell is ready to destroy some Cowboys and hymens.

And he’s all out of hymens!

He him

Let’s gooooo

It’s thanksgiving gay

LISTEN HERE, if you can’t get HYPED for a marginal chance to possibly FUCK DALLAS’s season up a little bit in the waning weeks of a lost season, you do not love COMMANDERS FOOTBALL.

Ehh. Its hard to get myself going for this game.

I just keep thinking about that loss against Seattle, or the GIants, or the Eagles and I get so mad because this could EASILY have been a relevant game with playoffs hopes still alive.

Now, we’re reduced to playing spoiler for the Cowboys. Which Ill take, but goddamit Ron, you couldnt even make sure we where at least a mediocre team? Thats the only thing you were good for, you at least guaranteed mediocrity. Now we’re just bad, its not even december and playoffs are out of reach. You failed, Ron, you failed us bad.

Let’s beat the shit out of Dallas or have the wheels fall off completely. Either way I’m here for it!