Starting a weight loss journey and found a fun way to incorporate the game tomorrow into my weekly workout. It will start immediately after the game tomorrow and I will need to complete the goals before the game next week.

1 point scored by Steelers = 1 mile I need to run

1 yard gained by Steelers = 1 pushup/situp

Steelers average 16.6 points/game and 280 yards/game, which honestly isn’t too bad for a whole week of working out, but will push me to stay consistent and give me a goal to work towards.

Downside is if Steelers drop 50 points and 500 yards of offense on the Bengals tomorrow I may not survive to do this again next week…but I’m willing to sacrifice myself for the good of the group.

Here. We. Go.

  • PutthebunnybackBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Add in some offsetters on the VERY, EXTREMELY MINIMAL chance that the offense 3-and-outs all game. Like punting stats or something.

  • diminutivedwarfBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    I might steal this, but have it different based on my strengths

    1 point= .5 miles to walk/run

    1 yard gained= 2 push-ups + 1 sit-up (if we greatly improve our running game, I will have jelly arms for the next two months)

    Every foul= 10 minutes on my balance board (so much harder than it sounds, bc I do it on one leg)

  • KidspudBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Just to check, you’ve run before, right? If not, going 16.6 miles in your first week might be too much. Not trying to discourage you; just speaking from personal experience with trying to get into jogging.

    • BushLeagueBettingOPBEnglish
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      10 months ago

      Appreciate the concern, I’m athletic, but very lazy. Ran a lot when I played basketball in College.

      Also, this isn’t about being conservative, I’m putting my body on the line in hopes the Steelers Offense kills me (with success, not despair)!

  • DoubleUSportsMediaBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    I fully support this. Post a week later update too so we can keep you accountable and follow along.

    And may God have mercy on your soul when we have a 50 point lead and 500 yards at halftime.

  • CouchPotatoFamineBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    I’m on a similar plan!

    1 point scored by the Steelers = 1 beer I need to drink 1 yard gained by the Steelers = 1 Dorito I need to eat

    Bonus: 1 sack by the Steelers = 1 shot of whiskey

    Here we go!!!