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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

I should start randomly messaging people this

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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • IMongoose@lemmy.world
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    You stand absolutely no chance against a chimp in unarmed combat. They’ve literally ripped people’s faces off.

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      Unprepared people. Chimps aren’t stronger than humans.

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        Chimps are significantly stronger than humans. https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-40405026

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          This is a per muscle size comparison. Chimps are also significantly smaller than humans.

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            Chimps get up to 5ft tall and can have an 8 foot wingspan.

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              Humans get up to 2 m (6,75 feet) tall, of course there are even taller people but this is still a healthy size. Also chimps weigh like 70 kg max while a human can be healthy weigh more than 90 kg. The question is if we get a matched opponent in terms of strength and body weight relative to their own species.

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        You’re right, I didn’t think about your intense face strengthening regime you will be conducting in preparation for this.

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