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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 12 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 12 hours ago
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  • ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world
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    8 hours ago

    75% Rayon. Absolutely not.

    • Malica@lemmy.zip
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      8 hours ago

      I like rayon, it breathes and it’s soft

  • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    I thought she had her arm in a cast for a second there.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social
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      8 hours ago

      Ar matey.

  • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 hours ago

    That’s a sweet shawl(?) though.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7 hours ago

      shawl(?)

      You were right to doubt. It’s spelled “shawty”.

  • mastertigurius@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    An uncanny resemblance to Dave Levene.

  • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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    12 hours ago

    Need one where he has a PS5 and she’s making þe same face at its price tag.

    • schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works
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      Just to understand the full cultural context, I assumed he was interested in the price because he was buying the bag.

      In the world of hoary gender stereotypes, it’s expected for men to buy women’s fashion objects (in fact, there was a study about how women’s bags are expensive loyalty signals to other women), and it is men who are expected to buy their OWN toys and, in fact, HIDE their purchases from women (good lord, all those AVSIM forums posts about their wives being gone for a week and what should they order).

      Edit: Hoary means old.

      • danc4498@lemmy.world
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        5 hours ago

        Honestly, I had no idea what was going on in this photo. This explained it.

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      Difference is, he’s going to use the PS5 daily for hours for a lot of enjoyment.

      She’s going to wear that poncho twice then toss it in the wardrobe.

      • architect@thelemmy.club
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        Funny you would say that when majority of gamers never play their fucking games.

      • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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        So the fuck what?

        Have you ever gone out for a steak or other pricey meal? You shit it out in the same toilet you do gruel, and gruel is cheaper, so I recommend eating gruel.

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          Their point is that you can’t treat the 2 expenses as if they’re equivalent. They get used a vastly different amount.

          Also, generally you share expensive meals as dates, so that’d (presumably) be something they both enjoy

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        10 hours ago

        Says my worn out poncho to my PS5 that is covered in dust and hasn’t been updated since 2024

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          You can jailbreak it then and install linux. There was a major exploit a few days ago that broke all ps5s up to that point.

          • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Really? Hell yeah, I’ve not booted mine up in many moons, thats great news!

            • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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              Don’t let it connect to the internet. I’m not familiar with the process of jailbreaking PS5’s, but I wouldn’t be surprised if an automatically installing security patch borks it

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