2000 Shaq comes here in a time machine and he’s coming to kill you. You can’t use a gun or a knife but you can pick one current player to protect you. Who are you picking?
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beef stew
Draymond Green has the best nut kick in the league
This comment made me realize that between his size, agility, mic presence, and general personality, Draymond could probably be a great WWE heel.
Him and Dillon Brooks basically already are NBA heels
Boban? He’s at least not gonna get completely destroyed by size and he almost killed John Wick.
James Johnson was a black belt in karate. So maybe him? Or whoever has done MMA training on the side.
Raymond felton. Because he’d eat his opponent.
Draymond Green has shown he has a mean sucker punch. Considering 99% of the fights we’ve seen of NBA players throwing punches look terrible, including Shaq, I think Draymond actually has some experience hitting a bag.
His punch on Poole was vicious, fast and came out of nowhere.
Draymond Green
6-6, 230lb (198cm, 104kg)
Shaq
7-1, 325lb (216cm, 147kg)
Shaq does have a big reach and weight advantage. Draymond has him beaten on speed.
If it was MMA or no rules, Shaq could just flatten him, GnP. If it was boxing rules I could see Draymond putting up a fight and steal a KO ala Mike Tyson.
I’d time machine Terry Cummings.
I would just like to see him throwing small point guards around like they are footballs
Honestly I am not sure, but Zion, Steven Adams come to mind
I can’t use a gun? I pick Ja with his gun
Zion Williamson is a big dude. I’ll take Zion. It’s either him or Steven Adams.
Idk Barkley told shaq right to his face that he’s not a good fighter and shut shaq up so I think he’s self aware of his deficiencies. So I’m taking just about anyone.
Metta World Peace
(Ron Artest to you and me)
None of the currents could beat him in the paint. The best option would be a steph curry. Just keep shooting threes and you’ll outscore the two’s shaq will get.