Chomper jumping has me so confused. Like… how is this working?

I’m just happy he’s gotten back to peak form.

James Johnson was a black belt in karate. So maybe him? Or whoever has done MMA training on the side.

Does Atreus from GoW count as a companion? Because that’d be another recent example of one from a widely loved game.

You could shrink Thanasis by a foot and he’d still be in the league.

“Eh, still better than Boylen.”

• Lauri, probably

Pretty sure he’s married, so he’s not available. We were all disappointed too.

I think whatever happens you kinda have to give the other rooks a run this season. Like obviously they were injured at the start of the year, but going into next season with those two as complete question marks isn’t going to be optimal.

I’m just happy we finally have Walker back.

Lauri was clearly the problem. Trade him for picks, Danny.

Props to the Jazz for pulling it off without their two best players also.

What you talking about, Colin Sexton played.

Same. No one check my post history please.

Happy for the Wolves. They got so much shit for the Gobert trade last season, and I’m pretty happy they have the opportunity to shove it in everyone’s faces this year.

Also: Donovan Mitchell preunites with Jimmy Butler and the other Miami teammates he’ll be linked to this summer.

Basically over half our squad is question marks (rookies, sophomores, THT, Sexton, Collins). The hope was that enough of them panned out / were ready to get to the playoffs this year. Doesn’t seem like it, so we continue the rebuild this year, develop our young guys, and hopefully make a push next year.

IVS, obviously. Let’s be serious here. And of course the extraction method is going to be volunteer Redditors from this sub giving him handies.

I’mma disagree there. It seems like a great nickname to me.

Keynote definition:

1. a prevailing tone or central theme, typically one set or introduced at the start of a conference.

Like he’s the dude who sets the tone for the offense. Works much better now that he’s the PG.

2.MUSIC the note on which a key is based.

Like you said he plays for the Jazz. Just fits too well.

Might be the most inconsistent player I’ve ever seen lol.

I mean… people are talking about the Harden / Russ fit, but that’s simple - just stagger them and have them take turns running the bench unit. Shit, prime Russ won MVP and made the playoffs with one of the worst rosters in the league.

Roll back to their prime years, pick one where Kawhi doesn’t get injured, and with that much talent you probably win a chip, sure.

I mean… Draymond would just post a pic of 4 rings.

Just don’t pay attention to him and let the Warriors mald.