“shut up baby, i know it”
-Bender
Optimized for artificial insemination?
Does this mean I can fuck my computer without catching a virus?
It’s optimized for Al.
Weird Al could do me raw
“Move fast and break things.”
“Ah it’s generated, that explains the lumps and weird (d)angle”
What if AI means “anal insertion”
It’s optimized for AI so is the AI using it and fucking me more than it already is? Or is it empty because I can’t fuck data?
I thought it meant “optimized for Weird Al Yankovic.”
Perhaps it’s for the clankers to go fuck themselves with.
AI is love in japanese 愛 so maybe they’re weebs who are into keikaku parenthood.
AI is also 哀 in japanese meaning pity or sorrow which is what’s gonna happen if you show that to a human
What is SF?
San Francisco, basically silicone valley tech bro land
There’s no Silicon Valley anymore. It’s the Marketing Valley now, full of PPT bros that think they understand technology.
Fun fact: Silicones are a class of silicon containing rubbers (pun intended) and resins, this is why the two words are so easily confused.
Given the context, I’m choosing to believe OP was making a subtle and excellent joke
I thought they were talking about Science Fiction
But they breach containment all the time…
The vibe-coded Coney Island whitefish
Looks like a few companies have made “AI” condoms for marketing, usually leaning heavily on how everything is a bit too … On point? … Into it? Absolutely fucked with AI?
While trying to find the one this one came from I found one that was basically “we put AI in the condom, so just get an erection, put it on, take out your phone, open the app, sign in, scan the QR code on your penis, complete registration and sync, finish software updates, re-pair the condom, configure session preferences, and now you’re ready for AI enhanced intercourse with features such as helpful mid coitus tips, aggressive affirmation that you’re doing great, and constant requests for feedback”.
Ironically, condoms have actually been AI optimized for decades. The laser scanning defect detection system everyone uses is built on a type of AI that’s got next to nothing in common with the current frenzy and more to do with “statistics”.
The first condom designed for unconsentual sex where everyone is getting fucked by AI.
