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“Then he came back to my window, yelled GUN and pulled me out of the car and slammed me face-first into the pavement.”
Facebook-ass meme tbh.
I thought they were on boats and was wondering how he’s walking on water
I remember my grandpa forwarding this to me in an email before Facebook even existed.
This joke is so old it could drink.
This joke is so old, it’s been retired for 40 years
This joke could be a junior US Senator.
As long as it isn’t Budweizer, that’s not beer, that’s piss in a bottle
this is quite a bit funnier than the post itself
And everyone clapped
Me fucking with cops
I was speeding on a highway and a trooper lit me up.
I pull over and he asks the dumb question “Do you know fast you were going?”
I reply “Yeah, fast enough for you to turn on those lights.”
His face went beet red, he wanted me to say something stupid he can lord over me even though I know I’m getting the ticket. He stormed off after getting my info and handed me the same ticket I would have gotten if I kissed his bloated fat ass.
Yeah not sure I’d be admitting any sort of guilt
Its a statie, you’re not getting out of the ticket. So whats the difference?
If you get a ticket for 30 over vs 7 over, it’s a lot easier to argue there’s a problem with their measurement when you haven’t admitted guilt
I said I was going fast enough to turn on the cherries and berries. No admission of how fast I was actually going. Just fast enough for him to stop me and to take a shot at his ego.
I was thinking about that question the other day. My fantasy answers were: “Not fast enough!” or “Fast enough to catch your eye. [suggestive wink]”. For context, I’m emphatically not what most people involved in policing would be attracted attracted to.
Then the woman laughed, the car laughed, and as it sped away, so too did the cruiser.
/c/thathappened
