Oh buddy - A friend of mine worked on the Trump express fundraising tour/show or whatever. He said all the oligarchs were gorked on booger sugar the whole time. Said Donny isn’t so much for the blow, at least not out where everyone can see, but he does take some kind of ephedrine pills - amphetamine-induced paranoia and psychosis could explain a lot.

So I have to disagree, I bet a dimebag could get you a bobert handy if you played your cards right.