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morallysuperior@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 days ago

No thanks, Honey isn't vegan

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No thanks, Honey isn't vegan

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morallysuperior@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 days ago
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    “Who here likes cocaine?”

    • eldavi@lemmy.ml
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      that only works with grunts low enough of the fascist pecking order to be considered sacrificial.

      • horus_son_of_isis@lemmy.world
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        Oh buddy - A friend of mine worked on the Trump express fundraising tour/show or whatever. He said all the oligarchs were gorked on booger sugar the whole time. Said Donny isn’t so much for the blow, at least not out where everyone can see, but he does take some kind of ephedrine pills - amphetamine-induced paranoia and psychosis could explain a lot.

        So I have to disagree, I bet a dimebag could get you a bobert handy if you played your cards right.

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    I would open by bragging about how many secrets I know.

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    Eh I’m more into smelly hunched over gremlin women with masters degrees in something highly specific like arthropod mating habits

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    “Sorry. I just ripped a monster fart. Don’t smile because it might stick to your teeth.”

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      holyshit.png

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    I run my hand over every button and run out before the doors close. I refuse to interact.

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    drops a magnum condom Sorry that’s for my magnum dong /s. Take the elevator as usual, they could not coerce me to do anything other than say hi.

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      Don’t forget that impressive atm receipt

      https://static.klipy.com/ii/4493325008d34b7bf8cd6813cd5c1619/ec/f1/c5bjVCVWft79alvPp90.gif !

      I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong

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    Hi yes I do have access to highly classified information and willing to share it for 3+ \s

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      Right answer. This is the MAGA Era, every man for himself!

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    “Which floor?”

    Aro-ace is a superpower.

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    Hi ho Kermit the frog here!

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