If you want some real slop, then look at Hannah Arendts “What is Authority”. I just reread it and I had forgotten how much she sucks.
Some bangers:

• America was founded without violence
• Colonisation was peaceful
• Rome wasn’t a dictatorship
• Authoritarianism is a pyramid, totalitarianism is an onion
• Rome got authority from ancestors, we get it from law (stalin is the man in the onion)
• Greece had no concept of authority
• The slavery doesn’t count, that’s prepolitical because they had to have them
• All countries are authoritarian (which is good actually)