Metal

Pain. Because you’re biting into metal. I know gold is soft, but it’s still metal, and you don’t see people going up to gold bars and biting into them.

if we are following the odd idea that any meat taste like chicken (since it’s the closest taste to compare it with), then a golden carrot would taste like carrot. as for the gold part, I did try eating gold flacks with chocolate in the past, and I can only taste the chocolate.

Like the glory of the golden order, like a bath of glorious golden light

Gold

broken teeth

I always thought it would taste sweeter but according to the top comment I am wrong

carat

It would be pretty hard to bite so I don’t know if anybody could figure that out

My golden carrot…

Probably crunchy or feels like getting a bunch of thin gummy sheets in your mouth and not being able to get them out

It would taste like teeth shards

ill probally taste like blood. I know that you can bite into real gold, but you cant eat it.

I mean we have gold leafs and carrots irl, so you can have a golden carrot irl idk if It would taste any different than a normal carrot but I’m sure you could market it as such and sell it to rich people for “experience”

Honey roasted carrot.