Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.
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That sounds dope tbh
Is Soylent Green another Option?
Oh geez Margie!
You should see the other guy
There’s actually human composting now, too! (I’m a mortician)
Is human composting a mainstream option now, or only offered at select mortuaries?
It’s allowed in Colorado, Vermont, Oregon, Washington, and California, so definitely becoming more widespread. I’m not sure if you need a specific mortuary, but the one I worked in Colorado (before the law passed) would work with all sorts of programs; Science Care (body donation), organ donation programs, the companies that turned your cremated remains into diamonds/glass art/coral reefs, the ones that shot cremated remains into space or had it mixed with fireworks or tattoo ink. There are a LOT of options for you postmortem 😅
Can you go into details?
Washington Colorado, California, Oregon and Vermont currently allow human composting, but the idea is spreading. Cremation, embalming, burials at a cemetery, even green burials are awful for the environment. They all require either chemicals, the use of gas, or the use of heavy machinery; sometimes all of them. The aforementioned states made it in such a way that you’re giving back to the environment and it’s a fuck ton cheaper. (Still need a Funeral home involved for transportation, biohazard protection, permits, government docs, etc. So it’s not free, but much more affordable)
Fargo Style
I’m game, sign me up. I don’t want to join any zombie hordes again
hate it when that happens
Again?
Fourth option
Nice that there’s a separate bin for organic
First step to mulching the rich… ¯\(ツ)/¯
This way you fertilize the land more quickly.
Not me, direct the output right onto the BBQ.
Dinner and a show you know how to entertain
The Fargo Option
“It is our most modestly-priced disposal method.”
We’ve had a doozy of a day officer.
That would be so metal. I now know how I would want to go out.
I’m ordering one for my funeral so I can rain down on the guests
I guess it’s at least more environmentally friendly
Since we’re on the topic, does anyone know if there’s a Fargo community in existence somewhere on Lemmy?
I wish
