Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines
I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
They are also used to cut firewood.
More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
They are carbon-negative.
So many unwanted memories
I was just going to suggest adding rockets to the blade, but this sends a message.
Behold: The Space Guillotine.
That’s most of the way to the anime girl laser machine
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I’m no fan of the French Revolution, which just opened things up for Emperor Napoleon to take the reins and conquer most of Europe, and even take a crack at fighting the Russian winter with a bunch of guys that didn’t deserve to freeze to death…
But this one was pretty funny anyway. lol
The enemy’s neck is down!
A log splitter will work just as well.
I mean, if they’re already going to space voluntarily, wouldn’t that solve the billionaire problem?
Except they won’t go today or tomorrow. They’ll stay here to finish the job of destroying our planet, then go.
And take all things valuable with them.
Why can’t I just swing a blade around?
Space billionaires would be much more fun than guillotine billionaires
Narrator: They don’t.
Shout out Dale
Please stop saying gravity when you mean G forces. There is nowhere in our known universe where gravity isn’t a factor. The reason you can experience 0 G forces in orbit is BECAUSE of gravity. You’re free falling to earth constantly because it’s pulling you in.
0G’s is what you need want to say. Also microgravity is appropriate because it’s “low apparent gravitational forces.”
You’re fun at parties
I am! Being a nerd is fun.
It’s honestly disrespectful to assume people don’t already understand this. And that they aren’t simply using a commonly understood shorthand to convey a simple idea. It’s not a failure of their intelligence but rather of your ability to give people the grace they need to communicate an idea
I didn’t degrade intelligence, just asking if we can stop using because it doesn’t help others who aren’t in the science space. I’m saying this in an open forum. Many people that say it do not understand this. They think that gravity is just absent. I was giving some context to help others.
Hope this helps others! :)
