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minus-squarealtasshet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up62·10 months agoSolution: Rocket propelled guillotines
minus-squarezout@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up20·10 months agoI’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up5·edit-210 months agoHydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·10 months agoWhy was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
minus-squareinterolivary@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 months agoMore cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
minus-squareMeetInPotatoes@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 months agoThis sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoThey are carbon-negative.
Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines
I’d go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot’s of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it’s not an accident.
Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.
Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?
They are also used to cut firewood.
More cost effective solution: space (verb) billionaires (noun)
This sounds like giant flying cigar cutters to me.
They are carbon-negative.