Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who’ll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don’t have to leave the bed
Totally unrelated to this but I’d just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft
I would once again like to reiterate my proposed solution to such problems: https://sh.itjust.works/comment/12938708