frankly cars and roads also make me irrationally mad

besides tire spikes, we ought to consider the death penalty for driving a car too /hj

RIP Vaush (1889 - 2024) he was cancelled by the woke mob 😔

May he rest in peace and I hope Jesus gives him all the horse cock he could wish for in heaven 🥺🙏

It was never over 🤯

We are so back 😎

gonna need to start practicing this

maybe it’ll help me get over my bad habit of feasting on my enemy’s flesh instead of just getting rid of the body 😇

I would once again like to reiterate my proposed solution to such problems: https://sh.itjust.works/comment/12938708

Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who’ll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don’t have to leave the bed

Totally unrelated to this but I’d just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft

the only correct solution is to swim naked 😎

honestly I’m only half joking because I am in favor of nudism being legalized

I just wish we had more cock and balls jiggle physics just like we have boobs jiggle physics… 😔

Totally unrelated to this but I’d just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft

Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who’ll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don’t have to leave the bed

MFW

loafpilled and ricemaxxing

me when uhhh

the gotdamn uhhhhh

if I can’t read I won’t have to learn about the horrors of the world

out of sight, out of mind 😊🙈