Matt Walsh but good. (para+gay and progressive)
Alts and other contacts:
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RIP Vaush (1889 - 2024) he was cancelled by the woke mob 😔
May he rest in peace and I hope Jesus gives him all the horse cock he could wish for in heaven 🥺🙏
It was never over 🤯
We are so back 😎
I can’t wait to have my own Megumin sex bot 🤤
This will totally happen within the next 69 years as AI-powered sex dolls become a reality
gonna need to start practicing this
maybe it’ll help me get over my bad habit of feasting on my enemy’s flesh instead of just getting rid of the body 😇
I would once again like to reiterate my proposed solution to such problems: https://sh.itjust.works/comment/12938708
Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who’ll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don’t have to leave the bed
Totally unrelated to this but I’d just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft
the only correct solution is to swim naked 😎
honestly I’m only half joking because I am in favor of nudism being legalized
I just wish we had more cock and balls jiggle physics just like we have boobs jiggle physics… 😔
Totally unrelated to this but I’d just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft
Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who’ll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don’t have to leave the bed
loafpilled and ricemaxxing
me when uhhh
the gotdamn uhhhhh
if I can’t read I won’t have to learn about the horrors of the world
out of sight, out of mind 😊🙈
frankly cars and roads also make me irrationally mad
besides tire spikes, we ought to consider the death penalty for driving a car too /hj