I would once again like to reiterate my proposed solution to such problems: https://sh.itjust.works/comment/12938708
Clearly the only solution is to get a piss-freak of a partner who’ll guzzle down a bladderful of piss directly from the source so you don’t have to leave the bed
Totally unrelated to this but I’d just like to share the fact that my mouth is velvety soft
how did they know the light turned off when they closed the door if the door was clsoed
WHAT IS IT ABOUT DRUNK PEOPLE AND PISSING IN FRIDGES
Related story from a big party in the old town of Heidelberg 10 years ago. My friends were doing this really big party in their flat share apartment in the old town inviting lots of people. The stinking surprise on the next morning was that someone had shat in the vegetable drawer of their fridge.
There was a story about a guy who spent the night at a girls. Got up to shit and got back into bed and cuddled up to her.
The girl was like “did you just shit in the corner of my room?”
Anyway she chucked him out.
Don’t feel bad anon. I used to sleep walk and was awoken by my mom yelling at me one night cause I was pissing in the dryer. She thought I was drunk, hey maybe i was? I like to remember it as sleep walking so shhhhh
