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How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose
Sir Richard Johnson
Little Richard
Captain Winky
Count Dickula
Dingaling
Drumstick
Fiddlestick
Frankfurter
Fuzz Baton
Gherkin
Hermes
Javelin
Jimmy Joystick
Kielbasa
Knobbins
Lieutenant Dangle
Lollipop
Moby Dick
Mr. McFlutey
Oboe
Peepers
Pickles
Pinky
Pistol Pete
Popsicle
Rodney
Schniedel
Screwdriver
Shillelagh
Slim Jim
Spigot
Stiffie
Swizzlestick
Tadger
Teeny Zucchini
Tooly
Twigberry
Uncle Reamus
Unicorn
Wangdoodle
Wibbles
Willie
Woody
Schlong
What about Penix?
Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
Dickhead?
Satyr
Dicky McDickface
Prince Albert. You can’t unsee it.
Cheney
Clever…
Richard Head
Fuck Nose.
First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!
Dr. Phal
I’d call him dickhead
