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uberstar@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 8 months ago

Bidet anyone?

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Bidet anyone?

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uberstar@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 8 months ago
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    Wouldn’t recommend. I bought a Kärcher brand one some time ago, it had too much pressure. Got my butt cleaned to the bone though.

    Edit: I appreciate the advice about pressure, but folks, I was joking about power washers 😆

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      I come for the clean bum. I stay for the surprise enema.

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      My bidet BLASTS my bits and I love it. I’m ALWAYS bits-clean.

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      I like a diesel-fired Hotsy, myself.

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      You need to use the valve to adjust the pressure. They’re also not all the same.

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      Extra pressure seems to have done wonders for Wim Hof.

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      There are pressure and temperature regulators you’re supposed to attach with them so that you can have control over both

      Edit in case you’re interested, it’s called a bidet mixing valve, and you can control temp and pressure with a single accessory which you attach to your existing plumbing. The controls for the adjustments are kept outside of the wall and look like any regular shower control for temp. They sell them in any number of stylings and finishes

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      To the bone, you say?

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        Yeah… I probably should have watched some reviews before buying this.

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          “Dad’s awfully noisy in the toilet these days!” “It’s his new bidet! He says it cleans his arse to the bone!” “To the bone, you say?”

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        And his wife?

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          To the bone, you say!

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      I have the same, cleaned my tonsils a treat at the same time.

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      In finland they are adjusted by the tap so you can have appropriate temp./pressure.

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